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May 22, 2008

The old joke goes: if you know three languages, you’re trilingual; if you know two languages, you’re bilingual; and if you know only one language, you’re an American.

Ohio has struggled with immigration from Hispanic countries more than the small number of immigrants would indicate. Late last year, four illegal immigrants from a poor village in central Mexico were found stabbed to death inside their home, vividly symbolizing the hostility that immigrants face in that part of the country.

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March 10, 2008

A water treatment plant supervisor in Emporia, Kansas, declining to state whether the water had been tested for pharmaceuticals:

Well, it’s because of 9/11. We want everybody to guess. … We’re not putting out more information than we have to put out.

That just gives the bad guys a 50/50 chance of getting it right. Thanks a lot. (See also: security through obscurity.)

February 6, 2008

All this year, students on campus have been frantic, anticipating the big new role California was to play in the presidential primaries yesterday. After all, when was the last time California was at the starting gate, Super Tuesday, deciding who gets the nomination and who gets written off? This was a big deal for the state, and students on campus – who are allowed to vote in California, regardless of their state of residence – were strongly encouraged to vote here rather than their home state.

I didn’t vote yesterday. I received a few snickers from peers who found out I’m planning to vote in a month, in the Ohio primaries, because by then the nomination would’ve already been settled.

As it turns out, although California will award more of its delegates to Clinton, the “settled” race is far from over, so look to the Other Super Tuesday on March 4th, when Ohio, Texas, and a few other states actually decide who makes the cut. Wouldn’t be ironic if – in an election cycle where the states tripped over each other to be the first to hold primaries – the states that, undeterred, kept their late contests mattered more?

I predict Iowa will feel mighty irrelevant come the party conventions. As for California, enjoy the 15 minutes of fame.


  1. A smile and nod
  2. True/false question
  3. Fifteen minutes
  4. I’ll find something to put here
  5. File sharing hurts the American farmer
  6. Clearview
  7. Background noise
  8. Mom, I canceled class today
  9. 0x10118FF8AE9811DB9F6F42C955D89593
  10. Facebook is calling
  11. Never gets old
  12. Musical instructions
  13. Half the candidate
  14. Saving the balls
  15. In English we trust?
  16. A luckier one
  17. Another farewell
  18. Farewell, Jeeves
  19. Proof of innocence
  20. Consequences
  21. End of line
  22. No angels
  23. War on Christmas
  24. Stanford goes on strike Monday
  25. Truth through trust
  26. Scooped
  27. Publicity
  28. Armchair relocation
  29. Field day
  30. A punch in the mouth
  31. Link fest!
  32. Fox, MySpace, and spyware under the same roof
  33. Ignorance is Strength
  34. Freedom is Slavery
  35. Shooting the messenger
  36. Deterrence
  37. In memoriam
  38. Sports update
  39. Get real
  40. Back to Pilsen
  41. This is your grandmother’s relativity.
  42. One of those early-adopter urges
  43. Ever closer
  44. Turning point
  45. Six Apart purchases Danga
  46. Holding back
  47. Discrepancy
  48. Lastest news
  49. One and zero tenths
  50. Four more years either way
  51. Pipe dream
  52. Between the lines
  53. Worth 117 words
  54. Preferencial treatment
  55. The Big Uneasy
  56. Last-minute changes
  57. Political science
  58. Periodic news
  59. No fair!
  60. On to JNG!
  61. When will I use this in the real world?
  62. Orange with three white stripes
  63. Oxford goes sci-fi
  64. Bending over backwards
  65. The right to lie
  66. An Interview with IE
  67. Pulling our collective legs… some more?
  68. Things you’d never see
  69. Garage Doors and Copyright
  70. Not Here
  71. Shame
  72. Wanna Bet?
  73. Chief Prisoner
  74. ♪Smile, you’re on my phone’s camera!♪
  75. Voting… the Microsoft way
  76. Spam
  77. Due
  78. Free things and legalities
  79. Pulling our collective legs?
  80. Hacking a Hacker
  81. Appeal
  82. Snow Day
  83. Hackers on AOL
  84. Cheap Channel
  85. Bloggle
  86. eThrombosis
  87. Reasons
  88. Scandal
  89. Dinner at McDonald’s
  90. Open Book
  91. Copy-right?
  92. Enough Already
  93. The Crooked N
  94. DVD-Jon: the American front
  95. Too Much Time
  96. Google’s future
  97. End of an Era?
  98. DVD-Jon
  99. The Pyramid Crumbles
  100. Hacker: Week in Review
  101. Hacker: Final, *Final* Update
  102. Hacker: Final Update
  103. Hacker: Update
  104. Hacker
  105. Warning
  106. Impending Doom
  107. Microsoft Settlement
  108. Stomp... stomp... stomp
  109. XHTML 2.0
  110. Overstating the Obvious... Obviously
  111. I pledge