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October 19, 2008

The following exchange was edited out of Saturday Night Live’s coverage of the final presidential debate, in order to allot adequate time for applause:

  • Moderator: “Since you two clearly do not endorse the negative words your campaigns have used against each other in the last few weeks, would both of you care to summarize your campaigns in a single, hopefully positive word? Sen. McCain, you first.”
  • “Joe-the-Plumber.”
  • “One word?”
  • “Hyphenated.”
  • (Headline: “Joe-the-Plumber’s Name Hyphenated”)
  • “All… right, and you, Sen. Obama?”
  • “Look—”
  • “That’s all the time we have for tonight, live from all of us at Saturday Night.”

That’s about all the politicking you’ll find on Minh’s Notes this election cycle. TV comedy – Fox News and MSNBC included – have done a wonderful job covering the campaigns this time. Though I wonder if I’d have more to say (read: more fodder) were I still in Ohio around now, deep in the heart of Pro-America.

March 10, 2008

A water treatment plant supervisor in Emporia, Kansas, declining to state whether the water had been tested for pharmaceuticals:

Well, it’s because of 9/11. We want everybody to guess. … We’re not putting out more information than we have to put out.

That just gives the bad guys a 50/50 chance of getting it right. Thanks a lot. (See also: security through obscurity.)

September 3, 2007

In a filing with the FCC, NBC explains how P2P file sharing hurts the corn growers’ bottom line:

These losses do not merely harm elite, wealthy enclaves of film producers in New York and Los Angeles. Because of our nation’s interlocking economy, two-thirds of the lost earnings and lost jobs are in industries other than motion picture production. For example, in the absence of movie piracy, video retailers would sell and rent more titles. Movie theaters would sell more tickets and popcorn. Corn growers would earn greater profits and buy more farm equipment.

The filing cites this report from the Institute for Policy Innovation, which elucidates:

In sum, motion picture piracy affects not only the movie studios, but all the various businesses that supply the industry or buy from the industry, and the people who work in those businesses. Thus, the impact of movie piracy extends well beyond movie stars, all the way to the teenager selling popcorn and candy at the theater, the company that markets the candy, the farmer that grows the corn, and the workers that pick the farmer’s crop.

In other words, they think it goes full circle: the teenager selling popcorn at a movie theater will be out of a job thanks to his friends downloading movies. Art Brodsky of Public Knowledge debunks this corny load of FUD.

Via John Gruber.


  1. In a word
  2. True/false question
  3. File sharing hurts the American farmer
  4. Daddy says
  5. Musical instructions
  6. Proof of innocence
  7. This is your final, final, final chance
  8. A punch in the mouth
  9. Human error
  10. Most incoherent
  11. From a napkin
  12. When reason triumphs
  13. Patents for the Belgians
  14. Inversely proportional
  15. The facilitation of learning
  16. Incandescent servant
  17. Two moons in your moccasins
  18. Not yet
  19. Grammatical fallacy
  20. What I want
  21. Four
  22. Worth 117 words
  23. The Big Uneasy
  24. House!
  25. Devalued
  26. Anything you can do I can do better
  27. For those too familiar with e
  28. On security
  29. Day One
  30. Parasitism?
  31. Am I there yet?
  32. Cahill’s Quotables
  33. Bison burgers
  34. Killer app
  35. Linux-users like pain
  36. Beluans
  37. Beef
  38. Quitely
  39. ¡Demasiado temprano!
  40. Moore’s Law
  41. Harjus’ Quote of the Day, plus…
  42. Re-Count
  43. Pat’s Wisdom for Today
  44. Bananas for sale
  45. Ether-way
  46. Directions
  47. QuoteMaster Sethi
  48. Clicks for me
  49. Bushism of the Day
  50. Hail to the Chief
  51. The Ramblings of a Lunatic
  52. Strange Paradox
  53. PBJ
  54. Harjus’ (!) Quote of the Day
  55. Speak-Like-a-Pirate-Day!
  56. Harjus’ Quote of the Day (or not)
  57. Slacking Off
  58. Harjus’s… err, James’ Quote of the Day
  59. Harjus’ Word of the Day
  60. Maybe a Duck
  61. Ambidextrosity
  62. Harjus’ Quote of the Day