Remember this? Now, Eric’s desklamp has singlebulbedly replaced the overly cliché Perfect Personal Statement:
I am sorry to inform you that Eric is unable to complete this essay requirement at the present time. But as his faithful desk lamp and self-designated secretary, I have volunteered to try my best to fill his shoes, metaphorically speaking.
Where can I get a lamp like that?! (Read the rest of Eric’s personal statement. I hope he’s serious about using it!)
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