I hereby commence the 2004 online campaign for the Weber ticket for the St. Xavier Student Presidency and Cabinet. Up to the election itself, I will detail the Weber platform to inform you, my astute readers and highly informed voters, that they indeed are the most serious, honest, and responsible leaders to seek the Student Presidency in the history of Student Government at St. X. Put on your “care face,” and stay tuned! j/k
(By the way, Matt Weber has a blog, but I can’t find it…)
This entry is shot through with inside jokes. I apologize to those who do not, or cannot, get them. You’ll have to wait until the elections are over.
Remember, a vote for Webber is a vote for the people who will establish my New School Order with me as Emperor of the Student Body!