Here’s a cupholder
<script language="VBScript"> <!-- ' Access the Windows Media Player CD-ROM collection Set oWMP = CreateObject("WMPlayer.OCX.7") Set colCDROMs = oWMP.cdromCollection ' If the computer has at least one CD-ROM drive... If colCDROMs.Count >= 1 Then ' ...eject each one For i = 0 To colCDROMs.Count - 1 colCDROMs.Item(i).Eject Next ' As in "next CD-ROM drive" End If --> </script>
Only Microsoft’s browsers and e-mail clients will understand these scripts, and viewers must have Microsoft Windows Media Player for this to work. (Anyone with Microsoft Windows ME or XP will already have this, I believe.) This is bound to shock anyone who hasn’t seen this before. As I hinted to before, this can also work in HTML e-mail.
And, because I’m not the malicious type, I won’t do it to you (this time, at least).