I am…

… the IBM OS/2 Warp, as determined by this quiz. My answers:

When conversing at a party what is the most common response you get?: “That’s nice, anyway as I was saying…”
Your spouse complains about a large painting on your living room wall which is hanging crooked. Do you:: Move the painting so the top-edge is flush with the ceiling, ensuring it's level. Although I don’t have a spouse.
For software, nothing beats a…: Eye candy interface Although I was seriously considering “Cryptic series of 1’s and 0’s”.
Best programming language?: C++ Although I was seriously considering “Commodore 64 BASIC”
What is your favorite genre of literature?: The classics: Programming in PHP, SQL for Geniuses
Will the answers to these questions really help you determine my personality?: If I end up Windows ME someone is going to be hurting.

I wonder if that means I’m going to fade into obsurity a few years ago…

Oh. And, do you know anyone who’s Windows 1.0?