Today, Mr. Odioso, the Assistant Principal for Juniors and Seniors and also the Disciplinarian, announced during seventh period that school for tomorrow would be cancelled. Why? Because 21% of the student body was either absent or left school early today, on top of the 19% absent yesterday. Compare that with the usual 2% absentee rate. Also compare that to the 50% requirement Mr. Odioso set yesterday. We get a sick day tomorrow! (repeat, repeat, repeat) All in one school year: we get the first snow day in years, and we get our first sick day ever!