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February 27, 2006

Adding insult to the injury that is Jeeves’ forced retirement, the new Ask.com has also retired Teoma, a search engine that it acquired some time ago. Although Teoma’s index of websites was always puny compared to the likes of Google and Yahoo!, their search algorithm and the way they organized results made it quite easy to find what you were looking for, a quality that made the search engine my second favorite, behind only Google.

So, as the Gaelic word teoma gives way to the boring English ExpertRank moniker, my second favorite search engine becomes Clusty, a meta-search engine that also features result-grouping. It in fact has everything I would’ve ever used from Ask, save for local search.

Although it’d been identifying itself as “Ask.com” more and more, Ask Jeeves was still that one site that had an anachronistic butler on the front page, serving up answers. It was the website with a Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon. But no longer. This morning, Jeeves was no longer to be found, replaced with a message on the company’s About page that smacked of marketing spin. “Where’s Jeeves?” the page ironically asked the reader:

After ten years of dutifully serving a growing population of internet users, Jeeves decided to step down as the face of AskJeeves.com, and retire in style. Jeeves symbolized a traditional, at-your-service butler which made people feel comfortable and at home with asking any type of question.

As the web became more of a real-time utility for people, Jeeves’ job dramatically changed. Users came to Ask Jeeves for more sophisticated searches. Searches that were informational, navigational, and ultimately, transactional. Ask.com users wanted a search engine to help them search, get and do whatever they needed – at a moment’s notice.

This drove us to focus on improving our robust search engine technology and give users the Web's most useful set of tools, and gave Jeeves the opportunity to relax. Today, as Ask.com we are singularly focused on helping users find what they need through the complicated, exciting, ever-changing web. No matter what the search, Ask.com is committed to meeting the search challenge.

Back in my elementary school days, before I discovered Google Beta, it was my preferred search engine, because asking the engine questions and getting structured responses was kind of fun. Jeeves was pretty much the only reason I ever revisted the site. His cheeky answers to some questions gave the search engine a personality that Jeeves never readily revealed.

The new Ask.com may have improved search, a cleaner interface – perhaps Mrs. Jeeves still takes care of that – and integration with Wikipedia all sound nice, I suppose, but it’s not nearly enough to keep me from going to Google. Google’s personality as a website was established through its simplicity and its colorful logo and name. Ask Jeeves did it through an unlikely character that actually entertained you as you used the Web. No replacement from Ask’s marketing department will get users to care about their site again. The new Ask.com has been reduced to a logo, a search box, and a hunk of whitespace.

Goodbye Jeeves, and good luck with your new gig as… bartender?!

Well at least there’s some hope: an Ask developer brought up the possibility of offering alternative skins for the site that include the helpful butler.

February 23, 2006

In case you haven’t heard about it yet, Houston’s police chief has proposed to install police surveillance cameras “in apartment complexes, downtown streets, shopping malls and even private homes.” Installing cameras in apartment complexes, downtown streets, and shopping malls isn’t all that new, but upon reading last week his claim that “if a homeowner requires repeated police response, it is reasonable to require camera surveillance of the property” made me hope that he was badly misquoted. But look at how he justified his proposal:

I know a lot of people are concerned about Big Brother, but my response to that is, if you are not doing anything wrong, why should you worry about it?

We hear this argument constantly from various levels of government: “What have you got to hide?” Well, what have we got to show? If we’re not doing anything wrong, why should the government install cameras in people’s private homes, just for the sake of verifying that they are indeed not breaking the law?

I suppose proponents of such a measure would draw a parallel to mandatory breathalyzer tests, but Mr. Hurtt’s proposal involves so much more than the presumption that a random partygoer is drunk. For one thing, based on the description given in the news reports, these cameras could be installed inside a person’s home, monitored at all times, and the homeowner might not have any control over it. Another issue to consider: how do you know that police monitoring the screens don’t have any questionable intentions with their ability to legally snoop on everybody?

Just ten years ago, it would’ve been ridiculously easy to dismiss such a plan by citing the Fourth Amendment to the Constitution, which prohibits unwarranted searches and seizures by the government. After all, the police camera is a function of the police department. It’s subject to the same regulations as any police officer, because through it a police officer can easily see what’s going on. But these days, anything goes when you can justify your idea as a protection against terrorism, thieves, or simple solitude. “Privacy is a crime” must be in the back of someone’s head, a nod to the oft-cited government of Oceania.

Libertarians always ask the question, “What next?” because they fear the possibility of the presently-benign government giving way to a twisted regime, the Police State, that actually makes use of the power that we blindly give it. In this case, the danger might not be so much a malicious government of the future, but rather incompetent and naïve officials of the present, such as this person from the Houston Apartment Association:

I think a lot of people would appreciate the thought of extra eyes looking out for them.

If the “extra eyes” were, say, busy keeping my identity from being stolen, rather than attempting to watch my every move like that of a convicted felon, I might then perhaps appreciate it. This plan, however, is actually in reaction to a shortage of officers in Houston, intended to replace real cop presence. Who then are they planning to hire as monitors, to watch us in our bedrooms? City officials with a taste for questionable content?

If you have a little cash to spare, you might want to consider pledging to the Hurtt Prize, which will be awarded to the gumshoe who catches the police chief breaking the law on tape. Who knows: with any luck, we might actually make public officials accountable to the public.

Thanks to Bruce Schneier for reminding me about Houston’s screwed-up city government.

February 12, 2006

I don’t see how the Danes or any other European could possibly be proud of what they’ve caused, in clinging to the already-overextended freedom of speech as the end-all and be-all:

At Friday sermons throughout the city, preachers attacked satirical cartoons of the prophet Muhammad as blasphemy and urged Muslims to defend his honor. Entrances to the Al-Murabit mosque were strewn with Danish, Israeli and American flags so worshipers could trample them as they entered for prayers. Outside the mosque, banners called for a boycott of Danish, European and U.S. products “until Denmark is brought to its knees, regretting this farce called freedom of expression.”

The next day, thousands of protesters gathered in a main square. Under the watchful eye of plainclothes security agents, they chanted rhythmically, “We will sacrifice our souls and our blood for you, dear prophet.” They then marched to the Danish and Norwegian embassies and set them on fire.

Freedom of speech – or its more inclusive cousin, the freedom of expression – is a means to encourage constructive discussion. How this violence can possibly be classified as “discussion,” and how the original caricatures were ever constructive, is completely beyond me. According to this article by Newsday, the Syrian government might well have been behind the recent violence in Syria. This is not free speech; this is the “Hate Song” in Orwell’s Nineteen Eighty-Four.

February 6, 2006

Every year, everyone in my dorm participates in a mandatory game called Assassin. The rules we play by are interesting, if a little sickening. From even before the game commenced, as soon as we were issued our water pistols, everyone was on the lookout. Everyone was paranoid. No one could be trusted.

People were out to win, and they were nuts about it, brooding over every possible vector of attack. I wanted to have none of that, seeing as:

  1. I didn’t actually sign up to participate, which meant that I wasn’t supposed to participate. But I got drafted into the game anyways.
  2. I already knew who my “assassin” was. Bailey never tried to hide her role. Just a few minutes after the game began, she IM’d me, asking me, “are you in your room?” How’s that for “sketchy”?
  3. I didn’t, however, know who I was supposed to assassinate. Sure, I was assigned a person like everyone else, and of course I visited their Facebook profile, but that didn’t help: I’m horrible with names and faces.

So I decided to play the nice guy, à la Kentucky Joe. If they wanted to get me, I wouldn’t get in their way. I never once loaded up my little red and yellow friend with water. I even scheduled a “computer help session” to get myself out in the open, unprotected.

As it turned out, my assassin was the person I least expected: Brennan. He had already assassinated my assassin, Bailey.

Even though I didn’t make it incredibly far in the game (just under 24 hours), I was able to sleep peacefully last night, not brooding over my next confrontation. It’s not like there’s any real prize, after all, so I actually got something the winner won’t: some peace of mind.

February 2, 2006

As of last week, Western Union has discontinued their very popular Telegram service:

Effective January 27, 2006, Western Union will discontinue all Telegram and Commercial Messaging services. We regret any inconvenience this may cause you, and we thank you for your loyal patronage.

So you’ll have to find a different way to send your sweetheart a card this Valentine’s Day.

Via Barrapunto (Slashdot for Spanish-speakers) and El Mundo.