Resistance is futile

I submitted my one and only article to the Blueprint today. I wrote a little press release / parody, during Creative Writing class, for the Backside. It’s really good, and chock full of creative humor. If it gets printed in the next issue of the Blueprint, I’ll be happy. If not, I’ll repost it here, so that all of you can have a good laugh anyways.

Yes, I contributed to the enemy. And yes, they still think I’m the enemy. But methinks my submission today was worth it.