The computer ate my homework
The DoJ refuses to hand over information to the public under the Foreign Agents Registration Act, claiming that doing so would risk a devastating computer crash:
Implementing such a request risks a crash that cannot be fixed and could result in a major loss of data, which would be devastating.
Sorry, teacher. I didn’t want to print my homework out, because the computer would have eaten it.
At school, there’s a grade for everything. A lack of effort deserves a big, fat zero.